South Africa Streetview on Google Maps in 3D!

aslam — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:08:25 +0000

You might have seen my post earlier announcing the new South Africa Streetview on maps.google.com.

But have you seen the 3D View? Yup, how insane is that?

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How do you activate it?
- Well, firstly you go to maps.google.com
- Search for the street in Cape Town you’re looking for.
- Then Drag the orange “Pegman” onto your street.
- Voila! Streetview (Or click here for an example )
- Then for the 3D, it’s as easy as right clicking on the image in Google Maps and selecting “3D on”. Easy Peasy!
But you’ll need a pair of these:

Will be weird walking in on someone scanning Google Maps wearing a pair of those..
-A-

Guide to Moffie (Gay) Slang

aslam — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:28:30 +0000

Cape Town is generally regarded as the Gay Capital of South Africa. I spoke about it in the Gay Tourism article here.

So, inform yourself and learn a few words from this unofficial 12th language

THE GAYLE

Ursula: Understand / Know

Bag: Man / Boyfriend

Gerty: Girl / Woman

Fish/Vis: same as above

Wendy: White

Chlora: Coloured

Natalie: Black

Indera: Indian

Molly: Muslim

Nancy: No

Sheila: Shit

Gayle: Talk / Praat

Beaulah: Beautiful

Lol: Hair

Lana: Penis

Puzzy/Pan: Vagina

Timas: Breast

Fatima: Fat

Mirinda: Skinny / Maar / Thin

Dorah: Drink

Naomi: Name / Naam

Cindy: Child / small

Monica/Clock: Money / Geld

Norah: Angry / Kwaad

Knit / Anita: To have sex

Sally: Oral sex

Hazels: Bums

Stina: Stink

Deborah: Dead / die

Mockery: Trouble

Wandi: Work

Kelly: Cold

Sonja: Sun

Ragmat: Rain

Willimena: Wind

Barbara: Scared / Bang

Linda: Lie

Boris: Boring

Tilla: Toilet

Pearl: Pee

Glamour: Glass

Paula: Posh

Tanyas: Teeth

Dial: Face

Gala: Sleep

Dinah/Dianna: Hit / Slaan / Moer

Jessica: Horny / Jars

Pram / Cab: Car

Tracey-ann: Train

Taxmina:taxi

Lodge: House

Mince / Miena: To go / walk etc.

Drag: Dress

Aunty Aaida: AIDS

Aunty Daphne: Deaf

Carla: Look / see etc

Patsy: Party

Trudy: Tired / moeg

Mitsy: Klein / min

Ronda: Run

Handles: Hands

Peddles: Feet

Bodis: Body

Maggie/Magdalene: Stomach

Olga’s: Eyes

Sillah: Cigarette

Donovan: Dark

Poozies: Shoes

Priscilla: Police

Chapel: Church

Erikah Badu: Erect

Steamer: Prostitute

Mavis / Mable: Moffie

Clutch bag: Married man

Mariah Carey: Virgin

Hannah: Food

Besta: Buy

Bettys: Beers

Letitia: Lesbian

Freda / Frasier times: Vry / Kiss

Lulu: Laugh

Blossom: Blow hair

Carmelita: come

Tamia / Tammy: Time

Polyester: Poep / Fart

Dominique: Dom / Dumb

Tyra Banks: TB

Hester: Hear

Catherine: Cat

Dogerina: Dog

Peggy-Sue Khumalo: Pregnant

Mildred / Milly: Mad / Mal

Connie: Condom

Olive: Oulik / Cute

Hilda: Hideous

Grazelda: Vast Sheila

Fietna: Skinder/gossip

PS. As a straight guy thinking back on conversations I’ve overheard it’s quite interesting in hindsight.
-A-

Raising a baby – Instruction Manual for new parents

aslam — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 10:43:28 +0000

Thanks to Mike for this hilarious email I just had to share.
For all the soon to be Mommys and Daddys please take note

Aslam Levy » Funny

South Africa Streetview on Google Maps in 3D!

Guide to Moffie (Gay) Slang

Raising a baby – Instruction Manual for new parents