Tag Archives: Funny
Guide to Moffie (Gay) Slang

Guide to Moffie (Gay) Slang

Posted 02 December 2009 | By aslam | Categories: Cape Town, Funny, South Africa | No Comments

Cape Town is generally regarded as the Gay Capital of South Africa. I spoke about it in the Gay Tourism article here.
So, inform yourself and learn a few words from this unofficial 12th language
THE GAYLE

Ursula: Understand / Know
Bag: Man / Boyfriend
Gerty: Girl / Woman
Fish/Vis: same as above
Wendy: White
Chlora: Coloured
Natalie: Black
Indera: Indian
Molly: Muslim
Nancy: No
Sheila: Shit
Gayle: Talk [...]

Raising a baby – Instruction Manual for new parents

Raising a baby – Instruction Manual for new parents

Posted 20 August 2009 | By aslam | Categories: Funny | 1 Comment

Thanks to Mike for this hilarious email I just had to share.
For all the soon to be Mommys and Daddys please take note