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Where cursors come from

Where cursors come from

Posted 20 May 2010 | By aslam | Categories: Funny | No Comments

Now you know…  

Hoe om ‘n Haai aanval te voorkom

Hoe om ‘n Haai aanval te voorkom

Posted 13 January 2010 | By aslam | Categories: Funny | No Comments

Hoe om ‘n Haai aanval te voorkom: 1. Moenie in die see swem nie. Meer as 99% van alle haaiaanvalle gebeur in groot watermassas, ook bekend as oseane. Die manier om vas te stel of jy in ‘n oseaan is, is om die water te proe. Dit behoort sout te smaak. 2. Swem saam met [...]

Guide to Moffie (Gay) Slang

Guide to Moffie (Gay) Slang

Posted 02 December 2009 | By aslam | Categories: Cape Town, Funny, South Africa | 1 Comment

Cape Town is generally regarded as the Gay Capital of South Africa. I spoke about it in the Gay Tourism article here. So, inform yourself and learn a few words from this unofficial 12th language THE GAYLE Ursula: Understand / Know Bag: Man / Boyfriend Gerty: Girl / Woman Fish/Vis: same as above Wendy: White [...]

Wikus van der Merve – A new meme is born

Wikus van der Merve – A new meme is born

Posted 02 September 2009 | By aslam | Categories: Funny | No Comments

After enjoying the awesomeness that is District 9 I was expecting more bloggers to post and tweet about it. A new site www.wikus.co.za kicks off the craze with images like the one below. Watch out Vernon Koekemoer, here comes Wikus van der Merve. Thanks to Baldricman and Stii for the link Now we await the [...]

Raising a baby – Instruction Manual for new parents

Raising a baby – Instruction Manual for new parents

Posted 20 August 2009 | By aslam | Categories: Funny | 1 Comment

Thanks to Mike for this hilarious email I just had to share. For all the soon to be Mommys and Daddys please take note