Aslam Levy

Hoe om ‘n Haai aanval te voorkom:
1. Moenie in die see swem nie.
Meer as 99% van alle haaiaanvalle gebeur in groot watermassas, ook bekend as oseane.
Die manier om vas te stel of jy in ‘n oseaan is, is om die water te proe. Dit behoort sout te smaak.
2. Swem saam met vet mense.
Sorg altyd dat [...]

Cape Town is generally regarded as the Gay Capital of South Africa. I spoke about it in the Gay Tourism article here.
So, inform yourself and learn a few words from this unofficial 12th language
THE GAYLE

Ursula: Understand / Know
Bag: Man / Boyfriend
Gerty: Girl / Woman
Fish/Vis: same as above
Wendy: White
Chlora: Coloured
Natalie: Black
Indera: Indian
Molly: Muslim
Nancy: No
Sheila: Shit
Gayle: Talk [...]

After enjoying the awesomeness that is District 9 I was expecting more bloggers to post and tweet about it.
A new site www.wikus.co.za kicks off the craze with images like the one below. Watch out Vernon Koekemoer, here comes Wikus van der Merve.
Thanks to Baldricman and Stii for the link
Now we await the Wikus Vs Koekemoer [...]

Thanks to Mike for this hilarious email I just had to share.
For all the soon to be Mommys and Daddys please take note